Get in the phonebook

A few weeks ago I met a girl that I used to know over 10 years ago, but never very well. We had a nice chat for about 15 minutes. She told me she lives in Ghent as well now, where she works and such. She was really nice, so today I decided to call her to ask her out. I opened the phonebook under Ghent, looked her up, ... and saw that she wasn't in it. Aaaaaargh!

Maybe you tell me now that I should have asked her when I met her, but I just can't make such a decision that quickly. If I ask her out, it feels like I'm responsible to take some time to spend with her.

So ladies, get in the damn' phonebook! It doubles your chances of being asked out by a man. If you have a cellphone, it can be listed just as well. Why on earth would you not want to be in the phonebook?

And while I'm on the subject: don't wear rings on your left hand, from a distance it can't be seen well if it's a wedding ring. And don't go out with your brother or a good man-friend, we easily mistake him for a boyfriend, especially if you laugh a lot with his jokes.